10 reasons why the chairlift is better than a boyfriend

1.) You pay once and get to ride all day

2.) If one dumps you, another comes along in 5 seconds

3.) You hit the slopes as soon as you get off

4.) You can smoke during the ride

5.) The chairlift does all the work

6.) There are always at least 3 to choose from

7.) They always pick you up

8.) The chair provides its own safety

9.) You can ride alone or in groups

10.) If you don't get off, it always come back around