10 reasons why the chairlift is better than a boyfriend

1.) You pay once and get to ride all day

2.) If one dumps you, another comes along in 5 seconds

3.) You hit the slopes as soon as you get off

4.) You can smoke during the ride

5.) The chairlift does all the work

6.) There are always at least 3 to choose from

7.) They always pick you up

8.) The chair provides its own safety

9.) You can ride alone or in groups

10.) If you don't get off, it always come back around

"Undercover Lover"

Who would ever think it's be this hard

To get over a love that wasn't there?

Just another undercover lover,

I know you've got experience with this yourself...

We've all played a part in this game together.

Searching for the perfect one,

An imagine in your mind, matching the one in your heart.

Once found, that's when the pain will be done. Overcome.

But it seems to be this goal we see,

Is always short of reality.

A man lacking qualities can soon be disguised,

Almost as fast as he can make up an alibi.

We know the truth,

Be continue to be used.

Guy after guy,

Keeps wasting my time.

I don't like lies,

Loose ties,

Or disguise.

So if you're lookin' for a mystery,

You're soon to be history.

My story is anything but short.

I've got lots of experience with your sort.

It's starting to get old,

As I watch another failing relationship unfold.

Yup, this is the story of an undercover lover,

There's sure to be another.

Why bother?

"Under Construction"

I'm driving down this new road,

In search of something I've yet to know.

It's getting better everyday,

It's so easy when there's no one but me leading the way.

This path I'm traveling down is under construction.

Forks in the road, speed bumps, even dead ends,

But they wont lead me to destruction.

The life I lead is better now,

Like I knew it would be,

But I'm still empty.

Waiting for the one who gets me.

Fill me up with love, no regret.

I'm not one of those girls who have become degenerate.

I'm standing on these expectations held high.

So you better believe it when you're looking up, past me, to the sky.

The sky's the limit,

I'm on my way,

I'm fortunate enough to have found a place where I want to stay.

My partner in crime is by my side,

Now it's us against the world,

On this roller coaster ride.

Missing our "family",

But they're close at heart,

Because this true friendship we've shared,

Is only the start.

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"Uncertainty"

Another time,

Another town,

Maybe we could turn this around.

It's not the same,

You're not to blame.

I wish it was,

This could be love.

You've got what I want,

You've got what i need,

Other than the fact,

You're always in the lead.

One step ahead,

On top of your game.

I wish I thought differently,

But the truth is what remains.

What I feel is unfamiliar,

So that's why I'm a bit peculiar.

Questioning not just you,

But me.

I know this isn't how it should be.

I don't know how to tell you this.

I do know that what we had, I miss.

I wish we could go back now,

We tried, but we just don't know how.

I need something that's sure,

There's not much more pain my heart can endure.

"The Mountain"

The chair up is relaxing,

These bindings made for strapping,

From heal to toe don't hesitate,

For skiers you always have to wait,

Powder is ideal,

The view up here is surreal,

But we get tired that's for sure,

That's when we go refuel at Thor's.

You'll find us in the trees,

Smokin' a little "bleez"

Not too drunk, not too high,

We've learned the hard way not to cross that line.

Northwest winters might be long,

But at the mountain you can't go wrong!